10 THINGS SHORTER THAN THE 2015 CANADIAN ELECTION

1. The Stanley Cup.

2. Reading all of Margaret Atwood's books back to back.

3. Growing a cherry tomato from nothing to edible glory.

4. The life of a worker bumblebee.

 

5. Listening to all of Leonard Cohen and Celine Dion's discographies, combined.

6. Ordering a double double from all 3,468 Tim Hortons locations in Canada.

7. How long Stephen King takes to write a novel. No, three novels.

8. Renewing your Canadian passport - by mail.

9. For ingredients to ferment and carbonate into delicious, refreshing beer.

10. Hiking up Mount Everest.

Here's to all of our patience for the 2015 Federal Election.