1. The Stanley Cup.
2. Reading all of Margaret Atwood's books back to back.
3. Growing a cherry tomato from nothing to edible glory.
4. The life of a worker bumblebee.
5. Listening to all of Leonard Cohen and Celine Dion's discographies, combined.
6. Ordering a double double from all 3,468 Tim Hortons locations in Canada.
7. How long Stephen King takes to write a novel. No, three novels.
8. Renewing your Canadian passport - by mail.
9. For ingredients to ferment and carbonate into delicious, refreshing beer.
10. Hiking up Mount Everest.
Here's to all of our patience for the 2015 Federal Election.