Wednesday, August 5, 2015

10 THINGS SHORTER THAN THE 2015 CANADIAN ELECTION

1. The Stanley Cup.

2. Reading all of Margaret Atwood's books back to back.

3. Growing a cherry tomato from nothing to edible glory.

4. The life of a worker bumblebee.
 

5. Listening to all of Leonard Cohen and Celine Dion's discographies, combined.

6. Ordering a double double from all 3,468 Tim Hortons locations in Canada.


7. How long Stephen King takes to write a novel. No, three novels.


8. Renewing your Canadian passport - by mail.

9. For ingredients to ferment and carbonate into delicious, refreshing beer.


10. Hiking up Mount Everest.


Here's to all of our patience for the 2015 Federal Election.


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